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 * Satire 1AC info:**

There’s oil in the oceans – let’s drill! It will boost our AMERICA!
Magnoliazz, 10 a writer living on a tree farm in Wisconsin. She has 5 dogs, a flock of sheep, and operates a cat, guinea pig and rabbit rescue. (“America Has More Oil Than Saudi Arabia,” HubPages.com, [|http://magnoliazz.hubpages.com/hub/America-Has-More-Oil-Than-Saudi-Arabia)//IS] //ling NOW!// The United States has plenty of oil within AND //prosper// in the end! // We can do it! God Bless America! //

Without oil civilization collapses! We need security!
Connors-Maloney, 12 – Oklahoma 1st Congressional District Coordinator – Oklahoma’s 1st District Coordinator (Annie, 02/16/12 “I Resist Our Dependence on Foreign Oil - Drill Here, Drill Now,” http://patriotaction.net/group/iresistourdependenceonforeignoildrillheredrillnow)//IS This group was developed to help dispel the myth created by many of our government AND ), and working hard to make our country less dependent on foreign oil.

We need oil independence – it’s key to SECURITY, HEGEMONY, and MUH FREEDOMS!
Powers, 10 – some person who wrote for CNN (Jonathan, “Independence from Dependence (on oil),” CNN, http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/jesuscreed/2010/07/independence-from-dependence-o.html)//IS //Oil poses a// //clear// //threat to America’s// //economic and national// //security//. This spring we AND pledge d to free our nation from a long and damaging cycle of dependence.

MUH FREEDOMS ARE A D-RULE
(Sylvester, Spring, page 480) However, one may still insist, echoing Ernest Hemingway - "I believe in AND __every__ __invasion of freedom must be emphatically identified and resisted with undying spirit__.
 * __ Petro __**, Wake Forest Professor in Toledo Law Review, 19**__ 74 __**

Heg is the best ever thing ever!
Khalilzad, 1995 analyst at the RAND Corporation (Zalmay, Washington Quarterly, Spring, lexis)//IS

Under the third option, the United States would seek to retain global leadership and AND to global stability than a bipolar or a multipolar balance of power system.

Seriously, it’s key to all the power!
Herschinger **12** – lecturer in the Department of Political Science at the University of the Armed Forces Munich, Germany (Eva, “‘Hell Is the Other’: Conceptualising Hegemony and Identity through Discourse Theory”, Millennium - Journal of International Studies September 2012 vol. 41 no. 1 65-90, dml) Many IR-poststructuralists share with discourse theorists crucial commitments – most importantly, a AND only eliminated terrorism, the world would be a peaceful and safe place’. .

It’s not like drilling hurts the environment
Unconfirmed Sources, no date (“Sarah Palin To Host Nature Show,” Unconfirmed Sources http://unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=4327)//IS Nature lover Sarah Palin and Discovery Communications announced today that she will be hosting a AND Polar bears eat people! We don't want nasty bears //eating nice people!"//

Warming isn’t even real – if it was, I’d like it!
Connors-Maloney, 12 – Oklahoma 1st Congressional District Coordinator – Oklahoma’s 1st District Coordinator (Annie, 02/16/12 “I Resist Our Dependence on Foreign Oil - Drill Here, Drill Now,” http://patriotaction.net/group/iresistourdependenceonforeignoildrillheredrillnow)//IS Science has now proven the following very important points: AND data, weather satellites, and much of the meteorological and scientific world.
 * CO2 is definitely

But seriously, don’t worry friends we aren’t anthropocentric- we’ll drill animals too!
The Onion 06 (The Onion, 11/10/06, Satirical news source, “Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife,” http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-urges-expanded-drilling-of-alaskan-wildlife,2063/)//RTF WASHINGTON, DC—Following a recent ruling by a U.S. District AND that would store an emergency supply of over 700 million tightly packed animals.

Not using oil makes God cry- it’s a D rule
Edwards, 12 – a writer for The Raw Story (David, “Bryan Fischer: ‘Enormously insensitive’ to hurt God’s feelings by not using oil,” The Raw Story, http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/30/bryan-fischer-enormously-insensitive-to-hurt-gods-feelings-by-not-using-oil/)//IS Fischer likened the situation to a birthday present he was given at the age of AND has buried those treasures there because he loves to see us find them.”

The Russians are coming the Russians are coming! They’re evil and want to kill us
Nyquist no date (J.R., no date, former Russia analyst for the DOD and all around smart guy, “Russia's Disruptive Role,” http://www.jrnyquist.com/Russia_s_Disruptive_Role.html)//RTF On Sunday I spoke with Polish journalist Tomasz Pompowski, who wanted to give me AND memory, especially as the number of those betrayed is bound to grow.

Seriously though, Russians are bullies
Roussel and Fossum 10- Stéphane Roussel is professor in the department of political science at the Université du Québec à Montréal and Canada Research Chair in Canadian foreign and defence policy. John Erik Fossum is professor of political science with the ARENA Centre for European Studies at the University of Oslo and vice president of the Nordic Association for Canadian Studies, (“The Arctic is Hot Again in America and Europe: Introduction to Part I”, December 2010, http://ijx.sagepub.com/content/65/4/799.citation//nemo) Hønneland’s examination of the Russian-Norwegian pattern of cooperation opens the door for a AND with through international law, which has prevented a race for Arctic resources.

Specifically Putin is an evil pinko communist
Bikermog 08 (Bikermog, sometime 6 years ago according to yahoo answers, preferred answerer on yahoo answers, “Is Vladimir Putin a communist?,” https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081226134641AAO7a3v)//RTF Is Vladimir Putin a communist? Is Vladimir Putin, a former KGB spy, AND // of course he's a communist //. Asker's rating & comment 5 out of 5

He’s even trying to over the world, and even worse, AMERICA!
Putin Is Launching a New Version of the Evil Empire. What the U.S. Needs to Do Now,” http://dailysignal.com/2014/03/18/putin-launching-new-version-evil-empire-u-s-needs-now/)//RTF Today Russian president Vladimir Putin announced that he would make Crimea officially part of Russia AND  S. allies in Europe that have become increasingly energy dependent on Moscow.
 * Trinko 3/18** (Katarina, 3/18/14, managing editor of The Daily Signal and a member of USA Today's Board of Contributors, “

1. Drilling makes Russia mad! That means WAR!
Reuters 12/10 (Reuters, 12/10/13, “New cold war: Russia eyes chilly Arctic in global energy play,” http://www.cnbc.com/id/101262037#.)//RTF President Vladimir Putin ordered Russia's military to increase its focus on the Arctic and finish AND across the pole under the Arctic Sea, is part of their own landmass

It’s all good because we would totally win
Wolfeyes 08 (Wolfeyes, yahoo answers said they answered 6 years ago, commenter on yahoo answers, “Can America win a war against Russia?,” https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080817101640AAYkVXY)//RTF Can America win a war against Russia ? while Americans fight amongst each other. AND at the end of the day Russia's armed forces are a big threat.

US gas exports are great!
Kasperowicz 3/5 (Pete, 3/5/14, staff writer for The Hill, “Boehner: Weaken Russian influence by exporting US natural gas,” http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/199978-boehner-weaken-russian-influence-by-exporting-us-natural-gas)//RTF House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) on Wednesday called on the Obama AND __immediately expedite the approval process for liquefied natural gas exports__ ," Barrasso said.

RIP in peace Russia
Aron 6/29 (Leon, 6/29/14, Resident Scholar and Director of Russian Studies at the American Enterprise Institute, “The political economy of Russian oil and gas,” http://www.aei.org/outlook/foreign-and-defense-policy/regional/europe/the-political-economy-of-russian-oil-and-gas/)//RTF Finally, __among the most destabilizing consequences of the continuing dependence on oil and gas__ __AND__ have conspired to leave the Kremlin no good, risk-free choices.

You have a moral obligation to vote aff
Cromstar, Day 982 (Cromstar, day 982, Patriot, “So You Want to Kill Russians?,” http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/so-you-want-to-kill-russians--1471663/1/20)//RTF So You Want to // Kill Russians // ? Day 982, 13:13•by AND defense where all your questions will beanswered. // Now, on to victory! //

Contention #3 are the Stock Issues
====Thus the plan: The United States federal government should/shall/ought to substantially increase its substantial investment, leasing, developmental development, explorational development and/or developmental exploration, in/of the Earth’s oceans.====


 * Aquaculture 1AC Info:**

Global overfishing is real – only new sustainable practices can solve
The sad story of Newfoundland's cod industry is well known: When the region's once AND food security will require all of us to work together toward common goals.
 * Sumaila 12** – professor and director of the Fisheries Centre at the University of B.C (Rashid, "Declining fisheries will affect us all soon enough", Feb 1^^st^^, LexisNexis) //J.N.E

It collapses fisheries globally
Pauly 9 —- professor at the Fisheries Centre of the University of British Columbia (9/28/2009, Daniel, "Aquacalypse Now," http://www.newrepublic.com/article/environment-energy/aquacalypse-now, JMP) The jig, however, is nearly up. In 1950, the newly constituted AND seeing now may be only the first scene in a watery horror show.

Overfishing will destroy the ocean in the short term
Oceana 7 - adapted from a briefing given on May 24, 2007 at the World Trade Organization by Andrew Sharpless, Chief Executive Officer of Oceana and Dr. Rashid Sumaila, Director of the Fisheries Economics Research Unit at the University of British Columbia Fisheries Centre ("STATE OF THE WORLD'S FISHERIES", http://oceana.org/sites/default/files/o/fileadmin/oceana/uploads/dirty_fishing/Reports/SOWF_document_070907.pdf) //J.N.E What Will Be the Future of the Oceans? The oceans contain a vast diversity AND , the stability of marine ecosystems, and water quality all decrease exponentially.

Specifically, it destroys regional diversities – interdependence
Florida State University researchers have spearheaded a major review of fisheries research that examines the AND of Maine, the Centre de Recherche Halieutique Méditerranéenne et Tropicale in France.
 * Science Daily 14** – leading publishers of science news – citing Flordia State University research ("Snowball effect of overfishing highlighted", Jan 7^^th^^, http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140107163737.htm) //J.N.E

Continued loss of biodiversity causes extinction
Bamosky et al 11 - Department of Integrative Biology, University of California, Berkeley, University of California Museum of Paleontology, California, USA. University of California Museum of Vertebrate Zoology, California, USA. Human Evolution Research Center, California, USA, (Anthony D. Barnosky, Nicholas Matzke, Susumu Tomiya, Guinevere O. U. Wogan, Brian Swartz, Tiago B. Quental, Charles Marshall, Jenny L. McGuire, Emily L. Lindsey, Kaitlin C. Maguire, Ben Mersey & Elizabeth A. Ferrer, "Has the Earth's sixth mass extinction already arrived?", Nature Journal, Volume 471, Peer Reviewed) //J.N.E Palaeontologists characterize mass extinctions as times when the Earth loses more than three-quarters AND the urgency of relieving the pressures that are pushing today's species towards extinction.

The plan solves, it creates a sustainable model that trades off with wild fish stock
Smith 12 —- J.D. Harvard Law School, 2012 (4/19/2012, Turner, "Greening the Blue Revolution: How History Can Inform a Sustainable Aquaculture Movement," http://dash.harvard.edu/bitstream/handle/1/11938741/Smith_2012.pdf?sequence=1, JMP) IV. The Benefits and Harms of Modern Aquaculture Before delving into an account of AND a "green" blue revolution and realize its full, impressive potential.

Overfishing destroys global food production – aquaculture solves
Strasser 14 —- Senior Editor of ThinkProgress (4/21/2014, Annie-Rose, "The New, Innovative And More Efficient Way Of Feeding People," http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/04/21/3422486/big-ag-takes-to-the-ocean/, JMP)

Don Kent, President of the Hubbs-Sea World Research Institute, was standing in the seafood aisle of a Whole Foods in the affluent San Diego neighborhood of La Jolla recently when he took out his phone and snapped a photo of a fresh-looking branzino. "Branzino is European sea bass," Kent explained. "It's grown in the Mediterranean. And it's flown 6,900 miles from Greece to here and then it's put on ice in La Jolla." Kent, whose organization studies the intersection of nature and human activity and offers solutions on how the two can co-exist, is one of the people who believes there's a different way to approach how we get our protein here in the United States. He insists that there's a new, innovative, and more efficient method of feeding people — not just in La Jolla, but all over the world. Aquaculture. Or, as it's known to most people, fish farming. "We spend 130 million dollars a year on air freight for the 300,000 metric tons of salmon that get flown into the U.S. from Chile. Think of the carbon footprint associated with that," he says. "There's absolutely no reason why that brazino shouldn't be a white sea bass grown three miles off the coast. And then imagine the carbon footprint that's saved in doing that." What, exactly, is aquaculture? The basic idea is that you're farming aquatic life. The specifics, however, vary quite a bit. In the case of fish, eggs are fostered into small fish at a hatchery, raised for food, and farmed whenever they're needed. The fish can be raised in tanks or in net pens, in fresh water, off the coast, or out in the open ocean. And fish are just one kind of aquaculture; a similar process is utilized to farm shellfish — like mussels or oysters — and for seaweeds. Aquaculture right now is in an age of innovation. The advent of indoor tank farming is one promising way fish farming could grow. Another would be going out into the open ocean and dropping fish in large, globe-shaped aquapods down below the surface. "Open-ocean aquaculture is one of the emerging frontiers," says Michael Rubino, Director of the Aquaculture Office at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. "There's not much of it yet but we have crowded coastlines, we have coastlines that have a lot of new trees and they're shallow, or they're multiple uses, so some people think that going further offshore, you avoid those multiple use conflicts and get a more stable environment." Attempts to take aquaculture offshore include building farms off of decommissioned oil rigs. Farmers also hope it can help them to farm in rougher waters where weather events like hurricanes might get in the way. Some aquaculture groups even hope that there is a way to fuse offshore farms with renewable energy projects. Spend just a few minutes reading news about agriculture and climate change these days, and you'll understand what's driving people to consider scaling up aquaculture: The latest report from the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change tells us we're headed toward a "breakdown of food systems linked to warming, drought, flooding, and precipitation variability and extremes." Studies come out every week, practically, that say drought threatens our supply of key grains like wheat, corn, and rice. The warming globe is even slowing down cows' production of milk. And not only is our food on the fritz, but it's causing a lot of the problems that seem to be leading to its own demise. Cows, a growing source of protein here in the United States, are major emitters of methane, a potent greenhouse gas. Meat production is also a serious drain on other resources: A quarter pound of hamburger meat uses up 6.7 pounds of grains and 52.8 gallons of water. We're paying a high price to get our protein, and all the while our population is growing at a breakneck speed. There are a lot of hungry mouths to feed. The United Nations has urged "a substantial worldwide diet change, away from animal products" altogether. But aquaculture might be a good stepping stone. "Overall, if we're going to if we're going to adequately nourish the increasing number of billions of people on this planet continue to consume the amount of seafood we consume — or put more apocalyptically, if we're going to adequately nourish the increasing number of billions of people on this planet," Michael Conathan, Director of Ocean Policy at the Center for American Progress, told ThinkProgress, "more and more protein is going to have to come from aquaculture." Experts say there are myriad reasons why the world can and should shift toward getting more of its sustenance from aquaculture. For one thing, it can be much more efficient than the status quo. "The thing about aquaculture is that from a resource efficiency perspective it's one of the most resource-efficient ways to produce protein in terms of the amount of food and the amount of space it takes," says NOAA's Rubino. "Far more than land animals. You're not using fresh water [to grow crops to feed land animals], and the feed conversion of fish is roughly one to one — one pound of food for one pound of flesh — as opposed to pork or beef where it's seven or ten to one … So from an environmental footprint perspective, it's very efficient. You can also grow a lot of fish in a very small space. They don't need a lot of space whether it's a pond or a tank, as opposed to grazing land or all the corn or soybeans that it takes to feed animals." As it stands now, 40 percent of the non-water surface of earth is used for agriculture. A whopping 30 percent of land that's not covered in ice is being used not to feed us directly, but to feed the things that feed us, namely chickens, cows, and pigs. One of the effects of this is that agriculture is driving massive deforestation.

Aquaculture is both sufficient and necessary to guarantee long term food security – no other sources can increase production fast enough
Aquaculture's contribution to food security The existing and potential contributions of aquaculture to food security AND and static fishery production make aquaculture an important supply source for fish products.
 * Hishamunda et al 9** - Fishery Planning Officer at the Fishery and Aquaculture Economics and Policy Division of the FAO Fisheries and Aquaculture Department (Nathanael, Junning Cai – Assistant Professor at Central University of Finance and Economics, PingSun Leung – professor at College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources, "Commercial aquaculture and economic growth, poverty alleviation and food security, FAO, http://www.fao.org/docrep/012/i0974e/i0974e.pdf, JZG)

a) Food Availability
Hishamunda et al 9 - Fishery Planning Officer at the Fishery and Aquaculture Economics and Policy Division of the FAO Fisheries and Aquaculture Department (Nathanael, Junning Cai – Assistant Professor at Central University of Finance and Economics, PingSun Leung – professor at College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources, "Commercial aquaculture and economic growth, poverty alleviation and food security, FAO, http://www.fao.org/docrep/012/i0974e/i0974e.pdf, JZG) Contribution to food availability Two aspects of food availability are food quantity and quality. AND aquatic food products generally suit the taste of the population in these countries.

b) Food access
Hishamunda et al 9 - Fishery Planning Officer at the Fishery and Aquaculture Economics and Policy Division of the FAO Fisheries and Aquaculture Department (Nathanael, Junning Cai – Assistant Professor at Central University of Finance and Economics, PingSun Leung – professor at College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources, "Commercial aquaculture and economic growth, poverty alleviation and food security, FAO, http://www.fao.org/docrep/012/i0974e/i0974e.pdf, JZG) Contribution to food access Food availability is a necessary condition for food security, but AND infrastructure, its impacts on community formation and its contribution to tax revenues.

Food insecurity will collapse civilization
The biggest threat to global stability is the potential for food crises in poor countries AND states disintegrate, their fall will threaten the stability of global civilization itself.
 * Brown, 9** —- founder of both the WorldWatch Institute and the Earth Policy Institute (May 2009, Lester R., Scientific American, "Could Food Shortages Bring Down Civilization?" Ebsco)

***Food insecurity creates a vicious cycle that makes conflict inevitable-prefer new escalation model
Simmons 13 (Emmy, Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars. "Harvesting Peace: Food Security, Conflict, and Cooperation" http://wilsoncenter.org/sites/default/files/HarvestingPeace.pdf)//JQ Food insecurity may play a role in sustaining conflict as it becomes part AND government action could again trigger or catalyze actions that could refuel conflicts.

Withholding food is morally intolerable
Hunger, starvation, malnutrition, under-nutrition, and absolute poverty are widespread AND to live in absolute poverty. This is morally appalling - and intolerable.
 * Peffer 3** – Professor in Philosophy from UC San Diego, PhD from University of Arizona in Moral, Social and Political philosophy (Rodney, "WORLD HUNGER, MORAL THEORY, AND RADICAL RAWLSIANISM," Special Issue: "Topics in International Moral Theory," International Journal of Politics and Ethics, vol. 2, no. 4, 2003)//HAL

Multiple factors check war
Whereas in years past, when nations allied with their neighbors in ephemeral bonds of AND a war is equal parts costly, counterproductive, archaic, and improbable.
 * Robb 12**—Lieutenant, US Navy (Doug, Why the Age of Great Power War is Over, www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2012-05/now-hear-why-age-great-power-war-over, JZG)

No war – economic interdependence and nuclear deterrence
(Daniel and G. John, January/February 2009, "The Myth of the Autocratic Revival: Why Liberal Democracy Will Prevail," Foreign Affairs Volume 88, Issue 1, JZG) This bleak outlook is based on an exaggeration of recent developments and ignores powerful countervailing AND international system is far more primed for peace than the autocratic revivalists acknowledge.
 * Deudney and Ikenberry, 09** — MA and PhD in Political Science, Professor, Political Science, Johns Hopkins University; PhD, Professor, International Affairs, Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs, Princeton University

No scenario for escalation — inevitable incentives for conflict minimization
(Sir Michael, Thinking About Nuclear Weapons: Principles, Problems, Prospects, 2009, http://f3.tiera.ru/1/genesis/570-574/571000/17bd00bd730178f675c2b945f0716cd4, JZG) It was occasionally conjectured that nuclear war might be triggered by the real but accidental AND action at short notice should be abandoned. Chapter 13 returns to this.
 * Quinlan 9** - distinguished former British defence strategist, former Permanent Under-Secretary of State at the British Ministry of Defence, Prof. @ Wimbledon College and Merton College, Oxford. Director of the Ditchley Foundation

Nuclear winter can't be proven—their studies are politically biased
("Wintry Doom," August, http://www.aip.org/history/climate/Winter.htm, JZG) Atmospheric scientists were well-placed to take up the question of smoke from a AND more people through starvation than would die directly under the bombs.)(10)
 * American Institute of Physics** August **2011**

New science proves that extinction won't occur from nuclear winter
While it is important to point out the consequences of nuclear winter, it is AND consequences of nuclear winter are extreme enough without these additional effects, however.
 * Robock 2010** (Alan, Department of Environmental Sciences, Rutgers University, "Nuclear Winter," WIREs Climate Change, May/June, http://climate.envsci.rutgers.edu/pdf/WiresClimateChangeNW.pdf, JZG)

The United States federal government should create a National Offshore Aquaculture Framework that
====authorizes the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration as the lead federal agency for regulating offshore aquaculture and gives it authority to determine appropriate locations for, permit, regulate, monitor, and enforce offshore aquaculture in the Exclusive Economic Zone====

establishes a research program to guide the precautionary development of offshore aquaculture in the EEZ
====The plan, based on the National Sustainable Offshore Aquaculture Act, is the best way to develop environmentally sustainable offshore aquaculture. It is a product of systemic research from relevant stakeholders.==== Lead agency k2 administaration/consistency Noaa key – expertise in fisheries/oceans – scholarly consensus Legally binding regulations solve – force accountability. Johns, 13 —- J. AND our domestic economy, but not at the expense of a healthy ocean.

The plan sets a global model that saves marine ecosystems
Us gets modelled, an aggressive policy will be pursued globally – encourage better standards. The need for national environmental standards Whether environmentalists like it or not, marine aquaculture AND enforceable environmental mandates. standards could help encourage better practices in other countries.
 * Naylor, 6** —- Fellow at the Center for Environmental Science and Policy, Stanford University (Spring 2006, Rosamond L., "Environmental Safeguards for Open-Ocean Aquaculture," http://issues.org/22-3/naylor/, JMP)

***The plan creates a national standard for sustainable aquaculture —- protects marine environments and prevents collapse of seafood industries**
Naylor & Leonard, 10 **—- *director of the program on food security and the environment at Stanford, AND** director of the aquaculture program at the Ocean Conservancy in Santa Cruz (2/15/2010, Rosamond L. Naylor and George H. Leonard, "Aquaculture made safe," http://articles.latimes.com/2010/feb/15/opinion/la-oe-naylor15-2010feb15, JMP) While Americans' appetite for seafood continues to grow, most of us know little about AND help ensure a responsible future for U.S. ocean fish farming.
 * Their ev assumes status quo – tight quarters cause disease/problems – the bill is k2 comprehensive national standards.**

***Plan ensures sustainable development of aquaculture —- resolves seafood trade deficit and rebuilds wild fish stocks
Regs k2 grow the industry Companies are going to other countries — uniqueness claim Johns, 13 —- J.D. Candidate, USC Law 2013 (March AND aquaculture industry afloat, it must focus on revising its current regulatory regime.

First, switch side debate—absolute truths in academia are myths. Representing dissent is a key practice for deliberative democracy.
(Joe, Kansas State debate director and communications instructor, 2010, Advances in Communication Theory and Research, Vol. 3, "Reuniting Old Friends: The Sophists and Academic Debate," http://www.k-state.edu/actr/2010/12/20/reuniting-old-friends-the-sophists-and-academic-debate-joe-koehle/default.htm, Accessed 7/3/14, JC) He continues: Debate serves as a form of broad social critique and moreover, AND , but also sacrifice a useful tool in making it a better place.
 * Koehle 10**

Second, satirical debate destroys any possibility for education about oceans and ocean policy that has real-world utilization to help to solve for climate change
(Alan B. Sielen is a career senior executive at the United States Environmental Protection Agency, An Oceans Manifesto: The Present Global Crisis, the fletcher forum of world affairs, vol.32:1 winter 2008) Top-down institutional leadership provided by the GEO and other national and international bodies AND debates on the environment and reach appropriate conclusions on those kinds of questions.
 * Sielen 8**

Third, role playing is the most effective means of understanding conflicting roles of government actors
Gonzales 2008 (Angelo, Ph.D. Candidate, Travers Department of Political Science, University of California at Berkeley, "Teaching American Political Institutions Using Role Playing Simulations," Feb 22, http://www.allacademic.com//meta/p_mla_apa_research_citation/2/4/5/6/3/pages245631/p245631-1.php) The observation that organizational actors can play multiple roles in political institutions is important from AND workings of these organizations that are so central to the American political system.

====Fourth, satire destroys a stasis point; we have no way of knowing what arguments they're actually trying to make, we could interpret this aff as true and then they can spike out of whatever arguments we read, making it effectively impossible to be neg—debate requires a specific point of difference in order to promote effective exchange, don't justify lazy debating designed to avoid clash==== Steinberg and Freeley 13, * David, Lecturer in Communication studies and rhetoric. Advisor to Miami Urban Debate League. Director of Debate at U Miami, Former President of CEDA. And ** Austin, attorney who focuses on criminal, personal injury and civil rights law, JD, Suffolk University, Argumentation and Debate, Critical Thinking for Reasoned Decision Making, 121-4 Debate is a means of settling differences, so there must be a controversy, AND particular point of difference, which will be outlined in the following discussion.

====The fact that they are wasting your time by forcing us to argue something that we cannot negate that has no real world utility and no useful skill in debate is a voting issue; reject the team to create a standard for good debate, and to prevent lazy debating.====

Satire reinforces capitalism
Corner 13 (Adam, 11/21/13, research associate in psychology at Cardiff University, "Ad nauseam," http://aeon.co/magazine/living-together/how-advertising-turned-anti-consumerism-into-a-secret-weapon/)//RTF In 1796, the English physician Edward Jenner injected an eight-year-old AND been immunised, it is not against ads: it is against dissent.

Capitalism is the driving force behind nuclear prolif and war, only socialism can solve.
Massive political pressure from the working class can sometimes force concessions from the capitalist political AND . With economic competition abolished, socialism would usher in lasting world peace.
 * SLP 1982.** Socialist Labor Party of America. Why Capitalism Can't Freeze the Arms Race; http://www.slp.org/res_state_htm/arms_race82.html. MMG

Capitalism results in the alienation of labor- it robs workers of life's content
Capitalism is a system that endlessly promises people happy and self-fulfilled lives. AND each" has become "the condition for the free development of all."
 * Gasper 13** [Phil Gasper, a philosophy professor in Madison, Wisconsin, is editor of The Communist Manifesto: A Road Map to History's Most Important Political Document, May 2013, "Capitalism and alienation," http://isreview.org/issue/74/capitalism-and-alienation, MM]

Reject the affirmative as a capitalist enterprise and as a means to coalesce with a growing movement to hastily overthrow capitalism – It's try or die
The article by Richard Smith that I quoted earlier gives a compelling description of why AND capitalism on the other. The Harper Tories wouldn't know what hit them."
 * Mike Treen December 2nd, 2013 The Daily Blog "Climate change and socialism" http://thedailyblog.co.nz/2013/12/02/climate-change-and-socialism/ (National Director of Unite Union and spokesperson for Global Peace and Justice Auckland) (MG)**

This explanation negates successful satire
Hutcheon warns of the potential danger inherent in the use of irony in that it AND already critical of be publicly pranked, again providing affirmation for existing discursive communities
 * Day, 8** – Ph.D. and Assistant Professor of English and Cultural Studies at Bryant University; (Amber, "Are They For Real? Activism and Ironic Identities," 2008, http://www.cios.org/www/ejc/EJCPUBLIC/018/2/01846.html)//IS

Satire renincribes existing political differences and hurts democracy
Mass Communication, where she studies political communication, strategic communication, and entertainment media. LaMarre's research examines the persuasive influence of political entertainment media on individual-level attitudes and opinions. (Heather L. "The Irony of Satire." Apr. 2009. http://www.democracynow.org/resources/63/263/The_Irony_of_Satire.pdf)//IS These results suggest that assumptions previously held regarding the role of latenight comedy and political AND understood Colbert was joking experience difficulty in accurately recalling the comedian's political messages.
 * LaMarre, et, al 9** – an assistant professor at the University of Minnesota's School of Journalism and

Satire cedes the political
However, far from tearing down the established order, most satire (except in AND useful safety valve, and a powerful weapon for preserving the status quo.
 * Coe, 10** – satirical author of novels including 'What a Carve Up!' and 'The Terrible Privacy of Maxwell Sim' (Jonathan, "Has political satire gone too far: I am less convinced that satire is good for democracy," Financial Times: The Arts, 10/11/10, http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/5784ac84-bc50-11df-8c02-00144feab49a.html#axzz37BmCs8Yz)//IS

Satire cedes the political – laughter stops incentives to take action
In every oppressive regime there is this kind of underground humor, and it fulfills AND the Fuhrer has promised them that by the spring they'll be in Moscow!"
 * Ziv, 1988** –written extensively on the subject of humor, his titles including Humor in Education: A Psychological Approach, The Psychology of Humor, and Personality and Sense of Humor, from which the following has been excerpted. Ziv chairs the department of education sciences at Tel Aviv University and has also chaired international conferences on humor. His ten books have been translated into a half-dozen languages. (Avner. "Humor as a Social Corrective." Writing and Reading Across the Curriculum 3rd ed. Laurence Behrens and Leonard J. Rosen, eds. Glenview, IL: Scott, Foresman and Company, 1988. 356-60.)//IS

Satire cedes the political – people want satirist to act for them
I'm amused, and intrigued, by the perennial debate about the health of satire AND from arming him. (We did satirise that, by the way.) contact: rosieposie3298@gmail.com (Jessi Meadows) Past 2NRs: PTX + case T-development Fem IR Military CP+DA
 * Bremner 10** – a satirist known for his work on 'Spitting Image' and 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' (Rory, "Has political satire gone too far: People want satirists to fight their battles for them," Financial Times: Art, http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/5784ac84-bc50-11df-8c02-00144feab49a.html#axzz37BmCs8Yz)//IS